*** (out of ****)
[This review is dedicated to actor / director Peter Bogdanovich, who died January 6th, 2022 at the age of 82]
When the world of cinema lost Peter Bogdanovich in early January it lost one of its great, passionate ambassadors. Bogdanovich was a man filled with a love and knowledge of cinema's history.
Heartbroken, I knew I wanted to write a tribute to him by reviewing one of his movies but which one? I could have went the obvious route and reviewed a popular choice like "Paper Moon" (1973) or "What's Up, Doc?" (1972) but why not take the opportunity to introduce readers to something different? "Noises Off!" (1992) seemed like a pretty good choice, a sadly forgotten 90s comedy that could use a second look.
On paper the combination of "Noises Off!" and Peter Bogdanovich seemed like a natural fit. Bogdanovich, the das wunderkind of 1970s American cinema, spent his career paying homage to the masters of the past - Orson Welles, Howard Hawks, Alfred Hitchcock, and John Ford. "Noises Off", a stage play written by British playwright Michael Frayn, allows for a lot of physical comedy and verbal wit giving Bogdanovich a chance to nod to the great comedy filmmakers of the 1930s & 40s like Ernst Lubitsch, Preston Sturges, and Billy Wilder.
Of the great comedy directors however it is Howard Hawks whom Bogdanovich seems to have lifted his greatest inspiration from (just as he did in "What's Up, Doc?"). This time "borrowing" from the pacing of "His Girl Friday" (1940) and that movie's machine gun like speed of dialogue. In "Noises Off!" Bogdanovich is working at an equal frenetic pace, spinning multiple plates in the air due to his much larger ensemble.
Michael Caine plays Lloyd Fellowes, a theatrical director driven to valium, trying to keep his cast and crew on track as they prepare for the Broadway opening of their bedroom farce called "Nothing On". Backstage dalliances (does anyone use that word anymore or am I the only one?) between various actors and actresses lead to on-stage shenanigans resulting in frequent outbursts, accusations, ad-libs, and all around general confusion.
In addition to Caine, the absolutely terrific cast includes Carol Burnett, John Ritter, Marilu Henner, Denholm Elliot, Christopher Reeve, Julie Hagerty, Mark Linn-Baker and Nicollette Sheridan! To his credit, first time screenwriter Marty Kaplan does a wonderful job trying to juggle all the characters, giving them distinct traits. Unfortunately, that compliment can't be taken further for one to say the script gives these characters distinct traits and interesting personalities. That might be what prevents this movie from being great.
We have John Ritter as the actor unable to completely express a thought, ending each sentence with "ya know"? Christopher Reeve needs the director to explain the motivation for his every action. Carol Burnett and Denholm Elliot are the veteran actors with Elliot also a drunk. Nicollette Sheridan is the sex kitten and Marilu Henner as the equally sexy but more professional and "stable" actress.
These personalities collide when accusations are made that Frederick (Reeves) was with Dotty (Burnett) the night before a performance and spent the night together at a hotel. This upsets Garry (Ritter) who is involved with Dotty while Belinda (Henner) is a bit more understanding. Professionalism flies out the window with each actor having to fend for themselves and a director that would love nothing more than to drink his problems away.
"Noises Off!" was structured as a trio of one act plays. The "first act" gives the audience the most complete run through of the material. The "second act" only shows us back stage and is where the accusations start flying. The "third act" takes us back on-stage with the show spinning out of control. The problem with all of this is by the third act it feels repetitive. We don't need to see essentially the same thing three times. What I think would have made "Noises Off!" an even better movie is eliminating the second act and changing it to actually showing us the events at the hotel. You can present the misunderstandings with characters spying on one another with everyone jumping to their own conclusions. Then you carry all of that tension onto the "third act", while on-stage we see everything flair up. Thematically we hit all the same points as we do now but we don't have to see the same thing three times and there really isn't any reason for the breakdown in the "third act" when everything should have been cleared up after the "second act".
Some may object to my suggestions and say "that's not how it was in the play"! That's nice but we are making a movie. Things need to be changed. "Noises Off!" feels very theatrical, mainly taking place in one setting. Maybe for budget reasons things needed to be kept more confined but truly adapting this material for the big screen, even if it meant changing the material slightly, would have been an improvement.
Still the movie didn't get a fair shake with the sheep (movie critics). A lot of the reviews I read mentioned the stage play was British but no British actors were in the movie except for Caine and Elliott. Personally I can't understand why this matters. It was actually the playwright who suggested to Bogdanovich that he change the characters to Americans and was quite pleased with the final film. Some sheep even wrote the film is much different than the play but again the playwright said the movie was exactly the same as the play. This is a good example of why I hate modern day critics. So often it seems they make up stuff to justify their opinions. They just pull things out of thin air and assume the rest of us won't know the difference. And they pick on the most minute (my-noot) details to serve as their reasoning for writing a negative review. Infuriating!
For whatever faults "Noises Off!" may have there is no way I could tell someone not to see this movie. I'd recommended it if only to see Bogdanovich and these actors working on all cylinders. These are performances you need to see and Bogdanovich's craft here needs to be appreciated. "Noises Off!" is "controlled chaos" with Bogdanovich at the helm stirring this ship on the correct path. It may not be great but it is quite entertaining.
While a movie's box-office never influences my judgement, Bogdanovich badly needed a hit after suffering from personal tragedy and financial lost in the 1980s. Hollywood cooled on Bogdanovich after a successful track record including "The Last Picture Show" (1971), "What's Up, Doc?", and "Paper Moon". Those movies combined equaled a total of 12 Academy Award nominations, including one for Bogdanovich himself as best director ("The Last Picture Show").
A relationship with actress Cybill Shepherd created media fodder leading to Bogdanovich's slow decline with titles like "Daisy Miller" (1974), "At Long Last Love" (1975) and "Nickelodeon" (1976). Each of those movies has their own charm. "Daisy Miller" is actually an exceptional adaptation of Henry Miller's novel and was unfairly slammed by the sheep.
Like for so many other great American filmmakers from the 70s - Scorsese, Coppola, and Altman, the 1980s proved to be a rough decade for Bogdanvich. After putting up his own money to distribute "They All Laughed" (1981) he eventually had to file for bankruptcy when the movie flopped at the box-office. Prior to that his girlfriend, Dorothy Stratten, a Playboy model, was murdered by her estranged husband. Bogdanovich found mild (personal) success with the release of "Mask" (1985) starring Cher, who won a best actress award at the Cannes Film Festival. In the end it was Cher that garnered all the praise and not Bogdanovich.
In 1990 Bogdanovich went back to "The Last Picture Show" and directed a sequel called "Texasville" but it wasn't greeted with the same success. Neither were his follow up movies - "Noises Off!" and "The Thing Called Love" (1993). Having directed a few made for television movies a comeback seemed within his grasp with the theatrical release of "The Cat's Meow" (2001). While it did receive some (deserved) positive reviews it never found an audience. Bogdanovich didn't direct another feature-length film for 13 years with "She's Funny That Way" (2014). His last movie was a documentary on the career of silent film comedian Buster Keaton, "The Great Buster: A Celebration" (2018) it is a great documentary and in a way a fitting ending to Bogdanovich's career, bringing the rich history of cinema's past to today's audience.
It wasn't only through films Bogdanovich was able to tell the story of cinema. He also wrote many books like "Who The Devil Made It" (which proudly stands on my book shelf), a collection of interviews with some of Hollywood's legendary filmmakers. It was followed up with "Who The Hell's In It", a collection of interviews with Hollywood's legendary actors. Then there was "John Ford", "This is Orson Welles", and "Allan Dwan: The Last Pioneer" among many others.
All of this history, in one way or another, finds itself in "Noises Off!" and was most likely what attracted Bogdanovich to this material. It allowed him to express his love for movies, theatre, comedy and acting. Like Caine's character Bogdanovich knew of the struggles it took to make a successful piece of art. He knew what it felt like to face a potential failure face to face.
I don't know who will pick up the baton now that Bogdanovich is gone. There's a fairly good chance no one will. That makes it all the more important film lovers keep his memory alive. "Noises Off!" may not be the best place to start on that journey but it should certainly be one of your destination points.